It's been a while since I've made a post, but that's mostly due to the fact of how stupid I felt from putting up my last one.
OK, I'm not going to give up my opinions on Mario Bros. Z 7 and SickPants: That flash was horrible and it always will be.
No, I'm here to regret how much I overreacted. At the time I made that, I was going through some tough times at home and I was acting extra dickish. When I saw those "useless" reviews of mine, I threw a shit fit. Now that I look back, I can honestly ask "Who gives a shit?" and move on.
So why not erase that post? Because it will not only remind myself of how much I hated Spongebob SickPants, but as a life lesson not to let my own life effect my reflection on my surroundings.

SHUT UP! Now, I'm just going to be writing reviews for the hell of it: People's reactions be damned. I hope that everyone (and by everyone I probably mean 5 people) that read that post can lift their poor impressions on me. The last thing we need here is another pussy-ass bitch.

Ooooooo, I know what you're thinking: This is just another bitch-post! Well, it is, I will admit. Yeah, I'm honest. I know what I'm doing. This is just a personal message to some people that have thumbed down a couple of my reviews.

I admit, some of my reviews are horse-shit. I just came home drunk one day and started posting reviews. They only had a couple words and I said some stupid stuff. Still, I feel that there are a couple reviews that have been thumbed down for the wrong reasons.

My first is my review for Super Mario Bros. Z Episode 7. I was putting up a review for every review on every episode in my favorite Mario parody series. I gave each a 10, and each was found helpful by people... with the exception of 7. I still gave it a 10, but people thumbed it down just because I said that I thought that the text was overdone.

OK, FIRST OFF, WHAT'S THE CRIME OF THAT? ALL I DID WAS GIVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM AS WELL AS SOME POSITIVE MENTIONS ABOUT THE DAMN FLASH! SO, IS IT WRONG THAT I HAVE AN OPINION? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THAT????!?!?!?!?!!?!!!?!?!!?!!?!?!?! >>>>>:0

IT'S NOT THAT I FUCKING HATED THE MOVIE: I LOVED IT! I SAID IT WAS THE 2ND BEST IN THE DAMN SERIES!!! ALL I SAID THE TEXT COULD BE TONNED DOWN A LITTLE!!!!!!! WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT THAT WAS WORTH OF BEING CALLED WORTHLESS?????

I know I'm screaming a lot about such a small topic, but it REALLY pisses me off! Just because I have a SLIGHTLY different opinion than everyone else, doesn't mean it's worthless! Imagine if every big-named critic in the entire world didn't do anything to make their reviews different from others just because they would be scolded at by the ones who had different opinions! It would defeat the purpose of their being any critics! Reviews are meant to give a critical analysis, not give the creators a fucking blow job!

To this day, SMBZ remains as my favorite flash franchise: yes, even more than Awesome or Tankmen or whatever. All of them are great, but it's MY OPINION that Mario Bros. Z is the best. Episode 5 was the first flash I've ever seen on Newgrounds, which was years ago, when I was a stupid kid. Now, I can still look on this series and Alvin-Earthworm with great respect for just how great they are. However, even though I love the flashes and I envy AE for the work he does, but I'm not afraid to criticize him and SMBZ. I will forever hold his movies in my mind, and I will never forget them or Alvin-Earthworm.

Now that I've finished ranting about that, I'm going to go to Spongebob Sickpants. I rated this flash a 1, and I still hold that opinion today. It was horrible. I can't believe that people love that movie so much. It had nothing to do with common decency, and even less to do with common humor. It was just a jumbled mess of toilet humor, random violence, and poorly-written dialogue. However, it happened to be made by Chris O'Neill (Oney) and Harry Partridge (HappyHarry), who happen to be some of my all-time favorites. Trying to imagine their faces on such a terrible abomination is nearly impossible for me. Still, there is one person who I think was the glorious destroyer of this flash: Sean Kiely (Seankiely (nice nickname. very imaginative)). I've watched all of his flashes, and I can honestly say that all of them suck just as hard. Why 2 great animators would team up with a crappy one is a mix I can't imagine.

Well, I personally told people in my review that they should think about the concept of personal opinions, and as expected, they thumbed down my review like hell. I'm not going to use all capitals this time, but I am going to be a little more serious. I said that I just didn't think it was my kind of humor. It was stupid, unimaginative, and mindless, but I know some people like that. However, for a flash that was rated for Adults, I can't think of a mature grown-up that would laugh at that sickening piece of garbage without being waisted first. I laugh at clever writing and comical situations, not puke and people being killed for absolutely no reason.

I know many people are going to call me a pussy for this, but I still enjoy violence: hell, I love it! I just like it in a context that isn't gratuitous and uncalled for. Spongebob Sickpants is a shining example of why parents think that all this bloody, potty-mouthed crap is going to kill their kids with one swift strike. And you know what? They might be a little bit right: if all flashes on Newgrounds purposely flaunt violence as their main selling point, then maybe parents and politicians do have a right to bitch all they want. ...... OK, maybe not. But at least they'll have support and back-up.

Well, to be honest, Sickpants isn't the absolute worst. Maybe I should've given it a 2 or 3, just to have all the fanboys stop crying. Oh, and fanboys, you have my permission to call me an asshole all you want. Everyone does. I'm not trying to force people to use reason all the time, especially at a site like HERE. I'm just trying to encourage using your fucking heads once in a while, like when you rate a flash or burn a review to the ground. We can do a lot on this site: maybe more than on any site in the world. We can express ourselves in ways that nobody else can. I just want a little more common sense put into all this.

Oh, and by the way: I forgive Sean Kiely for all his bad flashes. No matter how bad a movie is on this sight, you have to put into context that they're doing SOME kind of work and SOME effort... some more than others, but you get the point. Every creator, no matter how bad, is at least creating something out of their imaginations and talent, plus working their asses off at the same time to animate, program, and shape their creations into what they want. I commend all of you who do this, and I wish I could be one of you, but I just don't know how. I'm going to learn, though, and soon I'm going to be adding to the stockpiles of shit that Newgrounds pumps out every day. Plus, I'll be erasing all your comments!!! Ha ha ha ha!!! >:D

Have a great day.

Chakra-X, the author of the Nazo Unleashed series, responded to my comment on Episode 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nazo Unleashed 3 has always been one of my all-time favorite flashes on Newgrounds, and now the CREATOR OF THE FLASH responds to my comment and tells me that I made a good point??? God must really like me! This is the biggest thing that's ever happened to me on this website!

By the way, I'd like to introduce myself: I'm Patrick Pontes, and yes, my initials are P.P. Yeah, laugh, ya sick fuckers. I've been visiting Newgrounds for years, but I've only recently created my own account. So far, I've only done reviews, but I hope to get a flash in soon.

I'm mainly a game player inside the site, but I'm also into the movies by Alvin-Earthworm, Chakra-X, Sun Studios, Egoraptor, Kirbopher, and ARaskin500. If you haven't seen their films, shame on you, then you have to check 'em out.

Well, I must depart for now, my good people. Happy hunting and have a great day.